Once again I had neglected my blog.
There had been alot of stuff happening around me.
1 word to describe me...."LAZY".
Well just a short entry for a re-start.
We shall see again.
.:Life hasn't be the same anymore:.
This is my first present at the age of 28. This art work is done by my SWEETEST DEAR (Ruo Ning).
.:Practice makes perfect, reading increases knowledge:.
MUTHU's STORY
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
MUTHU & TOURIST
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village... and Muthu said .. 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard '*WASH BASIN* '
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?' Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.'
Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest...
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!
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Currently is DEAD!!!!
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Still Searching for doctors to cure it
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Do stay tune to my iPhone life
.:Nothing comes easy:.
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once.. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : '...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?'
Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday'.
Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.
Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.
Waiter: 'Would you like your coffee black?'
Customer: 'What other colors do you have?'
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
Sam : 'It's a family tradition'.
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.
Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
Sam : 'She's a woman'.
Tom : 'How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?'
David: 'You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated'.
Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?'
Student : 'Brotherly love'.
Teacher : 'Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?'
Sam : 'No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook'.
Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'
Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'.
Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'
Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?'
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in is hand.'
.:life still goes on and on even when you are upset:.
Even when it comes to stressful situations.
They will also take it slow and easy to carried out the task.
All I want to say is that, since you are going through all the unhappiness.
Why not be a happy person and pass through your days.
Afterall you do not live to slog like hell, you live to enjoy life
.:Always Smile:.
Had been damn packed and busy with what I had been doing.
Must be wondering what I am doing right?
Well here it goes..............
After I have quit from MOE, I proceed to continue to work again.
But I took a 1 week break before I start a brand new job.
This time round I am working in a programming company.
But do not get the wrong idea.
Though is a programming company but I am there not to do any coding at all.
I am there to check the developers/programmers' modules.
So in another way to look at it is that I am making sure that they are doing the correct things base on the client's requirement specification.
In short, I am the QA(Quality Assurance) in a project for this programming company.
Currently I am still working in this company and still in the same project.
Still doing fine and kind of enjoy what I am doing though at times I have to stay back in office to do documentation.
But all in all, I still enjoy the lifestyle in this company.
Want to know?
Erm....Official working hours is from 9am till 6pm(total of 8hrs). No big deal right?
Here comes the good life.
As I mention official working hour, there is also unofficial working hours.
What do I mean?
Ever reached company at 10am and off work at 6pm(where to find?).
After calculating, I am not working 8 hrs at all. Moreover, I have a self declared lunch timing(noon till 2pm). Normal lunch timing is 1 hour. Abnormal is 1.5 hours.
Sounds good life hor....Well I also think so.
But anyway I am on contract only.
My contract will ends in next year February. Afterwhich, I may or may not stays in this company again.
That's all for my working life.
Since working for almost 6 mths already, for sure got earning power.
Now is the spending power.
Got myself a brand new set of PC with a LCD TV as a Birthday present from my dad.
Seek help from my friend to setup(lazy to self setup) the PC for me.
Got a brand new set of 5.1 Creative Speakers(a gift from my GF).
Sounds shiok huh!?!?!?!?!
Here is the quick peep on my new system with messy stuff. (",)
Pretty happy with the system that I currently have.Nice photo shoot hor.
Well, to obtain a nice does not mean skill only, you need a good device also.
So I just got myself a brand new camera.
This will be an early christmas gift for myself.
Since young I always thinking of getting one for myself using my own $$$ to purchase one.
All I can say this is most expensive item I bought in my entire life.
Till date, I am contented with what I have. Like, a cheerful, caring, loving GF that I have.
Using my own $$ to purchase the items that I have always been waiting for.
You all must be thinking...wah! so wasteful on the items.
Erm...all I can say is that different interest.
By the way, though I have spent so much $$$. In actual fact, I am not earning alot of $$$. Just that I know how to save.
Wanna learn?
Give me a buzz(provided you know my contact number (",)) then.
.:Work is to get earning and to enjoy life:.