Your piercing eyes were staring straight at me.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008.

Life of my iPhone

I manage to seek for a few doctors for help.

After several surgery(software operation), finally my iPhone re-alive!

But one thing is that the version of my iPhone turns to 1.1.4(latest version) which previously was 1.1.2.

You must be wondering why I sound bothered about since it is the latest so it must be good.

Having said so that 1.1.4 is the latest version but some of the software cannot support. Haiz....

Well at least one thing I am happy about is that my iPhone is ALIVE!!!!

End of iPhone story

.:Results of chasing after new gadgets:.

Monday, June 09, 2008.

MUTHU's STORY

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER

Interviewer : 'What is your birth date?'

Muthu : '13th October.'

Interviewer : 'Which year?'

Muthu : 'Every year.'

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'

Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP

After returning from a foreign trip,

Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'

Wife: 'No! Why?'

Muthu : 'In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why.'

Wife : ?????????

MUTHU & TOURIST

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village... and Muthu said .. 'No sir, only babies were born here.'

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked.

Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'

MUTHU & DRIVER

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard '*WASH BASIN* '

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART

Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?' Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.'

Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest...

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????

Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

Biggest and Worst Situation to my iPhone
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Currently is DEAD!!!!
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Still Searching for doctors to cure it
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Do stay tune to my iPhone life

.:Nothing comes easy:.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once.. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : '...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?'
Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday'.

Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?'
Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.

Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.

Waiter: 'Would you like your coffee black?'
Customer: 'What other colors do you have?'

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
Sam : 'It's a family tradition'.
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.
Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
Sam : 'She's a woman'.

Tom : 'How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?'
David: 'You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated'.

Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?'
Student : 'Brotherly love'.

Teacher : 'Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?'
Sam : 'No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook'.

Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering doctor?'
Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'.

Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'

Teacher : ' George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?'
One Student: ' Because George still had the axe in is hand.'

.:life still goes on and on even when you are upset:.