Tuesday, August 23, 2005.
What would you like to have for breakfast, lunch or dinner?
1. Eggs(he bao dan)?
Ans: Too oily ar?
2. How about serving you a plate of Chicken rice?
Ans: Too bloody? Nevermind.
3. Fish noodle(yu pian mee fen)?
Ans: Too many bones? Is ok...
4. Westen for dinner? Like Pork Chop?
Ans: Costly?? Wah you damn choosy!!!!
5. Then Beef ler?(strict not for buddhist)
Ans: Too Tough?
6. Eat Fruits or Vegetables ok?
Ans: No also? Nothing for you to choose already...
Why?
According to the lastest News that I have obtain in the market, all of the above we have to eat with precaution.
EGGS - Salmonella
CHICKEN - Bird flu (Bird flu, or avian influenza, is a disease that mainly affects poultry such as chicken, turkeys, quails, ducks and geese as well as a variety of other birds.)
FISH - Bacteria in freshwater fish Heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat.
PORK - Bird flu might infect the piggies
BEEF- Mad Cow Disease
FRUITS/VEGETABLES - Insecticides, herbicides & pesticides.
.:Guess we can only eat grass:.