Friday, February 09, 2007.
Especially for Guys out there. Girls...For your information.
Here it goes:
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the
beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers
his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When
he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What
happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach
and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go
to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the
man was talking about. So they ask her if she did
anything to the man.
She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but
while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a
while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest,
and smashed all its eggs.
.:Think twice before you plan to lie:.